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Productive News - February 9th 2018


In Productive News: Trump's military parade mocked on the internet and Jimmy Garoppolo signs record $137.5 million dollar contract.

   

Productive News - February 9th 2018

by Marc Matlioski

A week ago


The top news of the day for 2/9/18 done productively. Stay up to date with the important stuff by reading our quick and to the point news briefs.

INTERNET BLASTS TRUMP'S MILITARY PARADE

WHAT'S THE DEAL?

President Trump wants to throw a military parade, but the internet doesn't want any part of it.

TELL ME MORE

 Whether through tweet or meme, much of the internet has voiced it's displeasure at Trump's planned military parade. Even the ex Navy Seal who fired the last shot that took out Bin Laden has weighed in, stating, "A military parade is third world b------- ."

Here are a few of the best:

NEW RULE: 5 - time draft dodgers with bone spurs don't get to throw grand military parades.

Military parades are for the insecure countries. They're the national equivalent to the mid-life-crisis sports car.

 

 WHAT CAN WE LEARN?

Our President wants to be Kim Jong Un. 

 SPORTS

JIMMY GAROPPOLO AGREES TO CONTRACT WITH 49ERS

Jimmy G can now change his nickname to Jimmy M after signing a lucrative 5 year $137.5 million dollar contract with the 49ers. Locking up their franchise QB make the Niners an enticing place to play and their tremendous cap room will make them big players in free agency. All aboard the Niners hype train in 2018!

WHAT CAN WE LEARN?

Practice patience and show your worth when the time comes. 

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